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Ewan Cameron
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Ewan Cameron
Caravan Clown
Smelly the clown came from outta town
He took a lot of extasy and could not calm down
His shoes were so long he tripped in the dirt
And unfortunatley ripped his colour full shirt
Fell into a hole
Started talking to a mole
What's the matter, Panther ... Got your tongue?
Then better scoop up elephants dung
Crucify a chicken, Give a geek a lickin
Friends will be dwarfs of course, including that fat lady on the porch
It was the magicians turn to do dishes and turned the bubbles into fishes
Muscle man scared of a mouse, and lifted up a great big house
Transvestite girl sat on the table,
Her breast heaved on a nude cigarette
Blew smoke rings out of her operation
And caused a sensation
Tattoed man drank invisible ink, pissed his drawings down the sink
Now the man eating glass has blood dripping from his arse
Suddenly a tent peg came flying in the air, gave the ugliest man the best piercing of the fair
Unfortunately the crowd thought it was a total bore
Started walking towards the door
So the clown felt sad
Lit up a fag
Went back to his caravan
Did a fart and the sun went down ...
Mosquito Room - Little Red Riding Hood
